jaileyrhode:

if you’ve ever cheated on someone, your opinion on any and everything is automatically invalid to me. I can’t trust you to keep it in your fucking pants, chances are I can’t trust you to do other simple shit like put your seat belt on, not text and drive, bathe or tell the truth about even the smallest shit like what the weather is.. 

“what’s the temp gonna be today?”

“weather channel says 78″

*licks finger and sticks it out my window* “bitch you a lie it’s a cool 76. lyin ass.”